Feb 14Member-onlyMagic and Imaginary SolutionsThis essay is part of my series on pataphysics, the literary trope invented by French absurdist Alfred Jarry. Past essays in the series include: Pataphysics: A Secret Weapon for Creativity and What Happened to Patapsychology? Among the many definitions of paraphysics, one in particular stands out. It slips and bounces…3 min read3 min read
Oct 31, 2022Member-onlySkewering the Lines Between Domains of KnowledgeIsaac Newton never found the philosopher’s stone or the Elixir of Life, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. We look back on this as a comical thing. What was the world’s most influential scientist thinking? How did he not recognize that alchemy was fundamentally a different — and illegitimate…3 min read3 min read
Sep 13, 2022Member-onlyWhat Happened to Patapsychology?Robert Anton Wilson, a prolific sci-fi author and editor for Playboy, is worth reading specifically for the fact that his work is a gateway to many off-the-wall ideas and perspectives. Dabbling in his books is like taking a slow-motion dive down an esoteric Wikipedia rabbit hole. …Robert Anton Wilson4 min readRobert Anton Wilson4 min read
Mar 11, 2022Member-onlyJesus Is CringeIt’s not often stated so bluntly, but it’s hardly a controversial opinion that Jesus is cringe. What’s weird is that this is never taken seriously as a critique of Christianity. It should be. Who wants to follow a cringe god? Christianity is currently losing followers at a breakneck pace. There…Religion4 min readReligion4 min read
Feb 14, 2022Member-onlyEvery Good Story Deserves a FranchiseWhen I was younger, nothing was more offensive to me than the idea of a movie deriving from a video game, or a book deriving from a movie. Adaptations were to flow in only one direction: first the book, then the movie, then the Sunday morning cartoons, then the video…Writing7 min readWriting7 min read
Nov 25, 2021Member-onlyCollage Is the Greatest of All the ArtsShe believed collage was the greatest of all the arts And was busy pasting pictures of horses Next to ads for laundry soap Next to Mohammed Ali She had a turquoise in her ear And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head These lines are from the song “Estelle” by…Collage Art4 min readCollage Art4 min read
Sep 9, 2021Member-onlyAmerican Literature Is a DisgraceAmericans are an overly enthusiastic and hyper-expressive people. We love to laugh and smile! We love to dance and sing! And when we do so! — we do so with extraordinary zest!!! This isn’t just a stereotype. Americans actually smile more — and with bigger smiles — than other countries…Literature9 min readLiterature9 min read
Aug 28, 2021Member-onlyKayfabe and Pataphysics: Understanding Absurd Storylines in Modern LifeIn professional wrestling, the storylines are contrived and everyone knows it. But this is seen as part of the fun. Despite being in on the joke, audiences are eager to enjoy all the action as if it were fully genuine. …Postmodernism4 min readPostmodernism4 min read
Jul 16, 2021Member-onlyCan People Ever Be Close to Nature?Growing up in small, coastal towns in the Pacific Northwest, I always felt at home in nature. And of course I felt close to it, as some of the most beautiful forestland in the world was right outside my doorstep. …Philosophy5 min readPhilosophy5 min read
Mar 11, 2021Member-onlyHow a Philosophy Professor Changed My LifeAlmost everyone has a “this teacher changed my life” story. Usually it’s a high school teacher who provided a nurturing environment during a particularly challenging year in school. I have a few of those stories myself, but one educator stands out the most. It was a philosophy professor I never…Philosophy3 min readPhilosophy3 min read